Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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