Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
The air was thick with penises
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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