I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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