i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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