he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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