We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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