Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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