My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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