how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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