I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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