if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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