help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
