It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
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