I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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