I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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