I'm so fucking centered right now
Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
Randomize
