mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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