Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I'm getting married
To pizza
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
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