ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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