i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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