You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
