It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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