It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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