I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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