this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I see more hoeing in ur future
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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