I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
