$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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