Well apparently he's into motor boating.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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