there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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