did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
