I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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