As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
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