I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
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