She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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