The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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