She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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