I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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