her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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