I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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