found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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