I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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