People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
You sat on a wall pretending to be a gargoyle before shouting "batman!" and jumping at me
I'm the drunk Des Moines deserves, but not the one it needs
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Randomize
