Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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