She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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