She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
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