You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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