The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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