Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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