come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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