I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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