were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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