This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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