I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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